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I do not need any new software products or freelance services, sorry. I also will not update one of my old blog posts to insert a link to you or your client.

I'm afraid I get a lot of emails about these things, and if you pitch me on anything similar, I won't be able to respond.

If you include an ocean creature emoji in the subject line of your email, I guarentee I'll open it.

Let's keep in touch!